SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchantments Applied:	242	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Emeralds Found:	2414

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	93	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mines Excavated:	1963
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchantments Applied:	101
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	976928	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6708
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!