SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Void Armor Forged:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	177	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7706	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	1937
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Potions Brewed:	182

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Void Gems Collected:	35	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9159	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Spears Created:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.