SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	238	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5063	Love Letters Sent:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	175	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Emeralds Found:	8874
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchantments Applied:	245
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	99	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!