SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8206	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	111	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Emeralds Found:	1917

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2618
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Animals Bred:	91
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	101	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Love Letters Sent:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mines Excavated:	3193
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	891566

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.