SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8052	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	124	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Crops Grown:	9920	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Farms Harvested:	596
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3972
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Star Shards Collected:	64	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3008	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crops Grown:	1573
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!