SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9940	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Emeralds Found:	4761	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Towns Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	9067
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	165
New Chunks Explored:	727734	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Animals Bred:	91	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1352
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3762	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3496	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Potions Brewed:	161
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Farms Harvested:	944
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.