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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2991 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Our server is so inclusive, even your sister-in-law will be impressed. She might even stop teasing you about your name and start building pink dresses for all the Skyes on the server. Who knows, maybe she’ll even name her own daughter after you!
So come join us and show everyone that you’re secure in your masculinity, just like our server is secure in its awesomeness. Don’t be sensitive like your sister-in-law, be a Minecraft master on our server!