A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
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Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!
So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.
Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:
Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called "Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll". It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!
We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 474 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and you’ll be on a quest to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pork chops and enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where everything is made of candy!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and hilarious moments. We don’t care for any other games because we know that Minecraft is where the real fun is at.
Forget about first person shooters or strategy games, those are for amateurs. In our SMP, you’ll be facing off against giant chickens, building insane contraptions, and maybe even befriending a creeper or two.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs other games when you can have all this craziness in one place?
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5563 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
