A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 142 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?
So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!
There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!
There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!
3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?
4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?
Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
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| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 2341 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for epic smackdowns, raw battles, and NXT showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about Rampage – who knows what crazy shenanigans Wheels will get into next!
So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the next champion of the server!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Additionally:
Free passage
Brewing alcohol
Unique items
Over 100 new, refined enchantments
Amoutcraft
Stability
And you can find a lot more on our server, because it is being updated, and players can influence the innovations of the server.
Additional features:
Active moderators
Regular streamers
Positive atmosphere
Regular events to diversify the gaming experience
PS Due to the blocking of the DS, applications are accepted within 24 hours
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
