SickSonSquadCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7570	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyInheritance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mines Excavated:	4993	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CreeperCameClose

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4398
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, behavioral economics, complex systems, Computational Finance, Craft, Daron Acemoglu, Darons, data science, Economic Modeling, economic theory, economics, financial markets, financial modeling, Human Behavior, innovation, Institutional Economics, Institutional Theory, Integrating, learning, Machine, machine learning, madness, Quantum, quantum computation, Technology

hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5382
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	434
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mines Excavated:	2223	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Laughing Minecraft Server

#announcement, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, gaming innovation, Gaming news, innovation, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch 2, nintendo switch pro, Release, Sequel, Server, speculation, Switch, Technology, Upgrade

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Towns Built:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dad’sDineTime

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🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

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Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2194	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

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So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixel Pals United

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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.