Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineMagic Minecraft server

    MineMagic Minecraft server

    The server is designed for an adequate audience:

    No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

    The server is constantly evolving:

    The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

    Start of the journey:

    The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

    Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

    2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

    3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

    4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

    5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 495 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 90430
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211
    Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

    So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

    SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

    But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 New Chunks Explored: 653266
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GlowedUpGang

    GlowedUpGang
    Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

    SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!
    get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Furry Friends Minecraft Server

    Furry Friends Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Potions Brewed: 97
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Magic Items Found: 7733
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Alien Abductions: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Star Shards Collected: 98
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 271 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Crops Grown: 2580
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Zombie Dances: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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