Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9063 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Potions Brewed: 94 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5715 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Emeralds Found: 1282 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Zombie Dances: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Ores Mined: 1065 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9145 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Villages Defended: 15
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 385 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Crops Grown: 4991
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

    NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

    Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Towns Built: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4686 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 42 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyHalalCafe

    CraftyHalalCafe
    so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 384
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Villages Defended: 14
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MenacePixelmon

    MenacePixelmon

    Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

    Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

    IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net  Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Potions Brewed: 187

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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