Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 7615
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

    why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

    HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

    Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Crops Grown: 3284
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

    UterusCraft: No Questions Asked
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

    On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

    And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

    Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditHorrorStories SMP

    RedditHorrorStories SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSelfControlSnacks

    NoSelfControlSnacks
    Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Emeralds Found: 1985
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Acai Looks Like Noob

    Acai Looks Like Noob
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

    Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server
    Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

    So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ores Mined: 4535
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

    LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.
    We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.
    No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!
    No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.
    No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!
    Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!
    Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!
    Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP? To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server? We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
    Can I donate to the server? We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
    How can I get involved in server events and competitions? We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9656 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 720

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 255 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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