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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8696 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 120 |
Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!