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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4101 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 122 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6869 |
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