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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8727 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 183 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
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