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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6929 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 70 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!