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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5530 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
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