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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9136 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 211 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 1488 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
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