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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4180 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 5005 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3483 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 169 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
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