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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9659 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 871909 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Animals Bred: | 155 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
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