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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3656 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 874 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!