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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3277 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 481 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Potions Brewed: | 99 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
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