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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7673 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
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