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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4352 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Votes: | 7009 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
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