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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4192 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
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