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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9597 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
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