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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6122 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 112 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
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