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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 930 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 1131 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
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