ShutUpMILMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NoObsoProductsMC

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Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

UkrainianPilotz Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pilots have completed french jet training and are now ready to take to the skies in blocky planes! fly through the virtual world with your fellow pilots and conquer the skies with your mad skills. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest flying fantasies in minecraft? join now and soar to new heights!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockBlastin’ Beirut

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9423
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

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❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

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IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	3601	Emeralds Found:	1977
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Holy Grails Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	609	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DinnerCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyBlockz

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Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	751664	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	141	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

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RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	7600
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	217	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1