Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7720 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
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