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Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ores Mined:	4965	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6689	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Farms Harvested:	363	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	6597

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	367
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	643	New Chunks Explored:	141838
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9520
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crops Grown:	5046
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Animals Bred:	81	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9504
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1