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HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Towns Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4934	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Villages Defended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6372	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Potions Brewed:	86
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mines Excavated:	3730	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mines Excavated:	2962
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	New Chunks Explored:	950993

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Villages Defended:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	94194	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Emeralds Found:	4251
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2252