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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5595 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
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But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
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