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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8575 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?
So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!