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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9733 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?
So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!