Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Gods Slained: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7293
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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