Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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