ShortyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Nukes – Minecraft Fallout Frenzy

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is TOTAL NCR DEATH edition! Join us for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft where you’ll encounter mutated creatures, radioactive zones, and maybe even a few Deathclaws.

But wait, there’s more! We have resources from Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Build your own Vault, explore abandoned buildings, and fight off raiders in this post-apocalyptic world.

Join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world gone mad. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden bunker filled with treasure or encounter a friendly Super Mutant looking for a buddy to play Minecraft with. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Asians: Where femininity meets blocky adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fabulous than a K-pop concert? Look no further, because our server is so full of Asian guys, you’ll forget you’re not dating a woman! These guys are so feminine, you’ll be questioning your own gender identity. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and masculinity.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Boobies & Creepers: Where’s the BBC Thread?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper (they’ve got some killer moves).

We have unicorns roaming the land, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs the BBC when you’ve got us to entertain you with our wacky antics?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3420	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchantments Applied:	294
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Nations – Where Creepers Speak All Languages!

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Welcome to /int/ – the most international Minecraft server in the universe! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of alien pandas crash-landed on our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The only way to join in on the fun? You guessed it – joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their beaks. Want to learn their ways? Join us now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of flying llamas armed with diamond swords and laser eyes. So if you want to test your skills against these majestic creatures, come on over to /int/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Towns Built:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dura-bility Busters: Aonuma’s Throwback Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your combat skills like never before? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: you’re in the heat of battle, swinging your sword with precision and skill, when suddenly… it breaks! That’s right, our server features weapons that break after a certain number of uses, adding a whole new level of strategy to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to think about when to use your weapons, but you also have to consider which enemies to use them on. It’s like a chess match, but with swords and creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced combat like this before.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the challenges that await you. Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior in the world of Minecraft. Join now and prepare for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Hero Adventures: He Saved Europe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who single-handedly saved Europe from a horde of zombie pigmen! Yes, you heard that right – our hero fought off the undead with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Join our server and you too can be a part of epic battles and heroic quests that will go down in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next savior of a continent! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in your own right!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines and Enderman Emojis Are the Norm

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret language learning app where you can message Chinese girls who all want to date you because of your curly hair and big nose (Jewish)! Join now for a chance to find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and adventurous?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Void Armor Forged:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

YugiohCraft: Where Creepers Duel with Blue Eyes White Dragons

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you duel-loving, card-slinging, monster-summoning players out there!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is a potential duel arena and every creeper is just waiting to challenge you to a card game showdown.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon has been known to whip out a Blue-Eyes White Dragon and challenge players to a duel for the ultimate prize of… well, we’re not quite sure what the prize is, but it’s gotta be good, right?

So come on down and experience the thrill of battling it out with your favorite Yugioh cards in a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even summon Exodia and become the ultimate duelist of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Potions Brewed:	102
New Chunks Explored:	548390	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty McCraftface: The 916884653th Server by Definitely Not Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to boogie down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary diamond sword that only the bravest players can wield. Rumor has it that whoever holds the sword gains the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to face off against a horde of evil bunnies who have a taste for revenge and a knack for setting traps. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	676599	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty McCraftface: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #minecraftfun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos as we explore the world of Minecraft like never before.

On our server, you can create your own anime girl character and watch her chow down on your country’s favorite food. Want to see a French anime girl devouring a croissant? Or how about a Japanese anime girl slurping up some ramen? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your spuds. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

“No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are full of holoen and bullshit? Look no further, because our server is all about pure idol fun!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. But be warned, the mobs on our server are no joke – they’ve been known to break out into dance battles when provoked.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building competition. Rumor has it that his favorite building material is rainbow-colored wool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the idol fun for yourself. Just remember, no holoen allowed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1166	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty AF: Where even the noobs can’t resist playing for more than an hour

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Are you tired of boring, long Minecraft servers where you constantly die due to clunky controls? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where you’ll never have a dull moment.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden village where villagers throw parties every night.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more wishes).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the lava pits).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ores Mined:	4901
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen can’t agree on politics!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the leftwing uniparty and the rightwing uniparty have banded together over their mutual hatred of…wait for it…antisemitism! That’s right, we’ve got all the drama and intrigue you could ever want, all centered around the most repulsive creature in all of Minecraft – the Jew! Will you join forces with the uniparties to take down this common enemy, or will you try to use the Jew as a power bloc to further your own agenda? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps

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Are you tired of dealing with zoomettes and femanons giving you the “birth control stare” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and join a community where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to give you the side-eye.

Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TacoCraft: Where we embrace the chaos and dump all the diamonds you have! #tacobellover69

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain taco? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a fiery jalapeño! Join us for a wild ride filled with taco-loving players who are ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named tacobellover69 stumbled upon our server and was instantly greeted by a herd of dancing tacos. Yes, you heard that right – dancing tacos! From that moment on, tacobellover69 knew they had found their forever home in the wackiest Minecraft server around.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Bell Tower, where players can battle it out for the title of Supreme Taco Master. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco God who will grant you three wishes – all taco-related, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most taco-licious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Remember, on our server, the tacos are always fresh and the fun never stops!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	195
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	3685
Ores Mined:	7741	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2