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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1111 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!