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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1187 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2735 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!