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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8009 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 93 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!