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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1556 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!