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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8885 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 98 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!