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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1871 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!