ShortSquadCraft – Where Manlets Rule the Minecraft World! #TallTales #ShortStacks #TinyTerror

avoiding negative media, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, daily routines, everyday thoughts, height discrimination, height insecurity, invisibility to women, manlets, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, physical activity, repeat behaviors, rule, self-care, self-perception, short men, ShortSquadCraft, ShortStacks, sleep habits, societal beauty standards, TallTales, TinyTerror, video games, workout routines, world

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

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Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3010	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Dimension Hops:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Buildings Constructed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Love Letters Sent:	6

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7044
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4087	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
New Chunks Explored:	388179	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	11

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	917029
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Divine Spears Created:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	942967

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5995
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com