Short XRP Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Potions Brewed:	165	Farms Harvested:	623
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mines Excavated:	1211	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a broke Minecraft player, constantly scrounging for resources and living in a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save your pixelated life! Join us and watch as your virtual bank account grows faster than a creeper about to explode. Our server is so rich, even the diamonds are wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further! Join our server and enter the wild world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat the chicken and claim the treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes and the animals can talk. You might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow. Who knows what other wacky wonders await you in the world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

/Min3craft SMP/ – Creeper/Villager General

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a castle with your computer wife by your side? Then join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to find love in the digital world!

Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and launch themselves into the sky like a firework. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have secret quests hidden throughout the map that will lead you to buried treasure and rare loot. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Imagine the chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your computer wife. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!

❤ PandaMine ❤ Survival, MiniGames ★ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

PandaMine 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 – 1.21 the top minecraft server

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IP – PandaMC.ru

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VK group: https://vk.com/pandamine

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Block Breaker Bob – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Potions Brewed:	140
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Items Found:	3204
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who control the very fabric of the game. Want to join their ranks and learn the secrets of the blocky universe? Then you better hurry and join us now!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring browsers and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret exploding all the time).

Super Mario World Romhacks Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Tired of boring old video games with realistic graphics and complicated storylines? Say goodbye to modern vidya and join our Minecraft server where you can punch trees, ride pigs, and build giant statues of your favorite memes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find it. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to uncover its location.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can battle giant mutant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and build ridiculous structures like giant toilets and roller coasters that go through lava.

So if you’re ready to leave modern vidya behind and embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter and mayhem, then join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of the server and have songs sung about your epic exploits!

> Women are Stupid Bitches, Your Body My Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6757	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and trolling your friends with outrageous pranks.

Our server is filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. We have flying creepers, dancing skeletons, and even a zombie king who throws parties in his underground lair. Will you be brave enough to face these challenges and emerge victorious?

So come join us and be a part of our wacky community. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for pulling off the most epic pranks and building the most outrageous structures. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means calling out your friend’s terrible singing skills in the middle of a battle.

GreekCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Towns Built:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	838
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Animals Bred:	146

Are you tired of building the same old boring structures in Minecraft? Do you crave adventure and excitement in your blocky world? Then come join our server, where we have recreated the entire country of Greece in all its glory! Explore ancient ruins, battle mythical creatures, and even take on the role of a Greek god if you’re feeling extra powerful.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground rave club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a wild and hilarious journey through the land of Greece? Come join us and see why everyone is raving about our server – it’s a blocky adventure like no other!

Paypig SMP – Beta Cuck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We’re on the hunt for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks who are ready to dominate the virtual world like never before. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (but maybe seek some help). Just make sure you come prepared to spend some serious diamonds because we don’t mess around with broke players here. So come join us on this wild ride and let’s see just how far your wallet can take you. xoxotag: monomiss (because why not add a little mystery to the mix?)

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	963858	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Magic Items Found:	7711
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat).

Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes on top-secret missions to retrieve rare diamonds and emeralds for the server economy. But shh, don’t tell anyone or you might blow his cover!

We also have a resident prankster who loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT blocks and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

But the real question is, are you brave enough to join our server and see if YOU can keep getting away with it? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Bottoms Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Towns Built:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crops Grown:	5469	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including getting hit on by a Tgirl who wants to make you her bottom! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wild and crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and of course, navigating the unexpected advances of Tgirls who just want to shake things up. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up becoming the queen of the server’s bottom hierarchy!

So come on and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

Early What Part of Leverkusen Are You From Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	195

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players from all over Leverkusen joining in on the fun. From the posh neighborhoods with diamond-studded houses to the quirky corners where villagers throw crazy parties, there’s never a dull moment in this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs like the elusive Ender Dragon, or if you want to show off your building skills by constructing a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead players to hidden chests filled with enchanted goodies and golden apples.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because in this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in Leverkusen!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as Midora’s decision-making skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and nonsensical choices. Join us and embark on a journey filled with unexpected turns and mind-boggling moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own sanity just like Midora! So come on, join us and let’s make some questionable decisions together!

Hawk Tuah Girl Minecraft SMP: MemeCoin Lawsuit Response

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1142
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise and the creepers are trained circus performers who explode confetti instead of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can tame a wild llama, it will take you on a magical journey to a hidden realm filled with enchanted loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!