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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8175 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 536641 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is cock-sucking and shoe-licking! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).
But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).
