Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is cock-sucking and shoe-licking! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).

But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • YodaCraft

    YodaCraft

    YodaCraft is a regular survival minecraft server that you can play with your friends. It has its own shop that you buy and sell things from. Last you can do pretty much anything that you can do in a regular survival world but this is a much easier way.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Elytracraft

    Elytracraft

    I’m going to explain 2-3 things to know about **ElytraCraft**!

    First of all there is the skyblock server which is a skyblock farmtowin server! Then we have the generator server [**INEDIT**]

    it’s not very well known as a type of game but the concept is great! You just need to improve your generators and become the richest in money is to become the 1st top prestige! Soon an **OP PRISON** server will be released soon! The staff listens to everyone! the community is super nice!

    So what are you waiting for, join us!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pama

    Pama

    Super server na 1.16.1

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Another Vanilla

    Another Vanilla

    We are a small vanilla server, with claims for protection and no PVP outside of arenas. The server is very unrestricted, and you can do generally anything you want. We have a close community of great players.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Void Gems Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • [1.9 – 1.20.2] ~~ MetaUnion ~~ [Friendly Community, No Pay2Win, RPG Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, Builders, Minigames]

    [1.9 – 1.20.2] ~~ MetaUnion ~~ [Friendly Community, No Pay2Win, RPG Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, Builders, Minigames]

    You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature).The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!

    We offer the following servers:– Survival– Creative– Skyblock– Minigames– Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)

    If you want to learn more about each server, read on, otherwise just join 😉

    Survival: All about being as close to vanilla as possible while still adding features to protect what you built as well as some game enhancing features. No teleportation, a world that will never get reset, you may build anywhere, economy and trading, personal difficulty and even optional PvP!

    Creative: You can build within plots but without WorldEdit for security reasons but once you gained our trust you’ll be granted access. You can edit armor stands to your liking and have access to thousands of custom heads.

    Builders: A builder’s wet creative dream. You’ll have to apply for this with a pretty and unique build you’ve built on the creative server! Builders have personal worlds, public worlds, WorldEdit, VoxelSniper, goBrush, goPaint, can modify armor stands, have access to thousands of custom heads, can change biome colors and basically as much freedom as one could ask on a server.

    Skyblock: Your usual, grindy, optionally coop skyblock with a shop, respawning ender dragons, mob stacking and so much more to discover!

    Minigames: Mostly consisting of parkour that’s been built in creative but also a randomly generating one, a soccer minigame, volleyball and even gambling with money if you’re into that.

    Any further information you’ll be able to find on our website: https://www.meta-union.com

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RetixLand

    RetixLand

    Hi, have fun on my server! OPEN TESTS: Join the server’s official discord server to participate in the audition!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Aurora MC

    Aurora MC

    Join Aurora today for a unique and fun minecraft survival experience!

    From our bespoke, in-depth towny and war systems to our industry leading battle pass system, there is so much to discover!

    Will you join a town and live in peace, or will you take on the world’s leaders to forge your own glorious path? The choice is up to you!

    Join us today at play.auroramc.dev

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Classic Vanilla! 1.20.4

    Classic Vanilla! 1.20.4

    A Minecraft server with classic vanilla experience and the latest version 1.20.4!

      We respect the work of other players so griefing is prohibited.The map limit is 40k so you have a lot of space to play.The difficulty level is set to Hard.We have no mods that alter gameplay.No teleport commands i.e. /tpa, /home, /spawnPvP is allowed if both players agree.

    Discord: https://discord.classicvanilla.org

    SERVER RULES1. No hacking or using mods which increase your advantage.2. No destroying or robbing other players’ buildings.3. No offensive builds, names or skins.4. No advertising of any kind.5. No spamming or flooding the chat.6. No spawnkilling or destroying other players’ beds.7. Glitches/exploits that may cause server lags are not allowed.8. PvP is allowed if both players agree.9. Respect other players. Racism or any slurs are not allowed.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • now play sky

    now play sky

    survival check discord for updates JOIN NOW nowplaysky.aternos.me THIS IS GREAT

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Journey Towns 1.20.4

    Journey Towns 1.20.4

    Journey Towns 1.20.4 Minecraft Server

    TownsIn our Minecraft world, you can create your own town with friends! Build cool stuff together, show off your creativity, and work as a team to make your town awesome. Are you a great builder or a clever leader? Towns are where you can have fun and make your mark!

    EconomyOur server has a super cool system for trading and making money. You can sell things to the server or set up your own shop. Explore the server’s special shop or check out the Spawner Shop. It’s like your own little marketplace where you can become rich and make your Minecraft experience even more fun!

    No Pay To WinWe want everyone to have a fair chance to be the best in the game. That’s why nothing you buy with real money gives you an unfair advantage. Winning is all about your skills and strategies, not how much money you spend. We believe in fair play for everyone!

    PetsImagine turning any animal you find into your own pet! You can make them look cool, ride them, and even fly with some of them. Pets make your Minecraft journey more exciting and personal. They’re like your virtual buddies in the game!

    Resource WorldsOur world keeps changing to keep the game fun! Every day, special resource worlds reset, giving you a chance to find new things, explore different places, and have exciting adventures. It’s like a treasure hunt every day!

    VaultsWe’ve added a special place just for you to keep all your favorite things safe. It’s called a vault! Whether you’re collecting special things or protecting your best gear, your vault keeps everything secure.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PlayRoom

    PlayRoom

    Welcome to PlayRoomMcJava, In this server you can explore and make friend in a friendly server. If the server is down ask Drago#7423 To activate it, Happy Playing!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • FTB Continuum by CraftersLand

    FTB Continuum  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

    >> Server address: cont.craftersland.net

    ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Continuum 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • UneasyVanilla

    UneasyVanilla

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.comDiscord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.com

    About UneasyVanilla– UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020.– Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended.– We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules.– Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 46

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • VividSky

    VividSky

    Are you bored? Then join VividSky for fun Skyblock with crates, PvE, PvP, and more! Join now!

    IP: VividSky.Minehut.gg (1.16.1)

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6914 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blindsteel SMP

    Blindsteel SMP

    Welcome to Blindsteel SMP, a unique Minecraft survival multiplayer experience crafted for both casual and dedicated players alike. Immerse yourself in a vibrant and friendly community where you can explore, build, trade, and engage in exciting adventures. Features: Survival Gameplay: Dive into a true survival experience where the only limit is your imagination. Community Focus: Join a welcoming community of players, fostering collaboration and friendship. Economy: Engage in player-driven trade and economy systems to enhance your gameplay. Custom Plugins: Experience our unique server features and enhancements for an enhanced gameplay experience. Events: Participate in regular events and challenges for a chance to earn rewards and showcase your skills. Active Staff: Our dedicated staff members are here to ensure a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone. Rules: Be respectful to fellow players. No griefing or stealing. Use common sense and fair play. Report any issues to staff promptly. Join Blindsteel SMP and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey where your creativity knows no bounds. We look forward to seeing you in the world of Blindsteel!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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