Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is cock-sucking and shoe-licking! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).

But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Buildings Constructed: 21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • EMT Networks

    EMT Networks

    Epicminetime-Hub

    The Bridge between all Epicminetime’s servers. Join the Hub to try all types of gemeplay we have to offer in our servers! We currently have 3 servers, and each server has it’s own unique style of gameplay. More servers are to be added so there wil always be a gametype of your liking!

    ✰Friendly staff! ✰always up to date! ✰DDos protection ✰Run by experienced owners

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Moon

    Moon

    Beautiful dungeons, artmaps, voice chat, emotions and a lot of interesting things. Waiting for you.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ATon2s Server

    ATon2s Server

    ATon2’s Server

    This server has everything I could have possibly put on it. It’s got the following great things:

    – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – PvP – Survival Games – Worldedit – Minigames – CopsNRobbers

    These are all spread out between three different servers! Come join us and experience EVERYTHING!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Wildclaw Bay

    Wildclaw Bay

    Welcome to Wildclaw Bay, a vibrant Minecraft Java server nestled within the enchanting world of Dandelion Valley. Embark on a mystical journey where the whimsical meets the practical, and the mundane merges with the magical.

    In Wildclaw Bay, players find themselves immersed in a realm where nature thrives and magic whispers through the rustling leaves. Set against a backdrop of sprawling forests, crystal-clear waters, and rugged mountains, the server offers a haven for adventurers seeking both serenity and excitement.

    As you traverse the landscape, you’ll encounter quaint cottages adorned with ivy and cobblestone paths winding through lush gardens. Delve into the secrets of the wild, brewing potions under the watchful gaze of ancient trees or tending to mystical creatures that roam the countryside.

    Collaboration and community are at the heart of Wildclaw Bay, where players can band together to build sprawling towns, establish bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring quests to uncover hidden treasures and vanquish powerful foes.

    With the Cottage Witch modpack by HeyKatu, the possibilities are endless. Harness the elements to craft powerful spells, brew potions to aid your adventures, or cultivate enchanted crops to fuel your magical endeavors.

    Join us in Wildclaw Bay, where the lines between reality and fantasy blur, and the wonders of the Cottage Witch modpack await.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockBox

    BlockBox

    BlockBox was started in 2012 as a creative server and quickly expanded to also include anti-grief survival. A lot has changed since then, but we remain a tight-knit and casual community where all players are welcome to have fun, make friends, and enjoy Minecraft. We currently have several creative worlds, a PvE survival server, and a fully custom minigame server with Spleef, CTF, Paintball and more. We hold weekly game nights on Discord every Saturday to talk and play games.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Constelaria

    Constelaria

    Constelaria is a new OneBlock server all versions (main: 1.20.1) which intends to dethrone the best 🙂

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • EMT GREEN

    EMT GREEN

    Welcome to EMT-Green where we keep things simple.

    Ever wanted to get the “vanilla” minecraft feeling again? Well this is the server for you!

    Vanilla! No economy, You can trade with other players instead! Anti hack plugins Anti grief plugin

    Enjoy the vanilla minecraft feeling again!

    -Emt staff

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FlatzMC

    FlatzMC

    Minecraft Server FlatzMC- Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …

    Server IP: flatzmc.com Site: https://loja.flatzmc.com Discord: https://discord.flatzmc.com

    The best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • JujuCraft

    JujuCraft

    JujuCraft Classic Factions 2021

    We’d like to welcome you to JujuCraft Classic Factions. Running a 1.8 server with cross-client compatibility! You can join on any client newer than 1.8. We have always admired the competitive nature of Factions which is why we designed it in such a way to provide you with the best Faction experience. The JujuCraft Staff has been involved in the community since early 2013, with accumulating 2.7 million players out of the 5.5 million who played Minecraft during 2013 to 2016. Here, your opinion matters. Come conquer, build, and explore our server!

    A Genuine, Classic Factions Feeling.

    Being in the Factions game since 2013, after taking a 6 year hiatus we’re back and ready to provide a better than experience we brought to the community from 2013, to 2015. We love listening to our community, and implementing features that make Factions more enjoyable for everybody. Please consider checking us out, and stay for awhile! Read more about us down below and get to know where we come from! Here, your opinion matters – and we’d love to hear it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Zoglin SMP

    Zoglin SMP

    { ZOGLIN SMP } (14-19 only)

    Hello! I’m your friendly neighborhood advertiser, Oreo!

    I wanted to tell you about this server for the obvious reasons, but also since it’s DID, Neurodivergent, and LGBTQ+ friendly. It is fairly small at the moment, but I really want to harbor a safe environment for any new folk to join.

    There are age roles & there’s an application for added safety too. We’re fairly relaxed despite all that, though.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/GDSRpUeMV5 Please DM either Oreo or Agogbog Moss.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Emeralds Found: 3476

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Clan RKS Survival

    Clan RKS Survival

    Clan RKS Minecraft 1.6.4 Server Survival Multiplayer. Server located in San Jose, California ==News== October 2 Updated to 1.6.4! Rules: -No griefing -No stealing Violators will be banned on sight. -Violators can also be reported to the Report abuse section on http://forums.clanrks.com -Appeals can also be made at that url. =================== UPDATE October 4 2013 Rules: -No griefing -No stealing -Play nice with others in the sandbox Violators will be banned on sight.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BraveMC

    BraveMC

    Welcome to BraveMC

    Explore the Skies: Dive into our expansive Skyblock realm, where challenges and rewards await. Build, farm, and conquer floating islands with your unique twist.

    Forge Your Destiny: Craft custom items and forge powerful gear. Upgrade, enchant, and stand out as you tackle the challenges that come your way.

    Discover Custom Ores: Unearth rare ores exclusive to BraveMC. The thrill of finding treasures adds a dynamic layer to your Skyblock adventure. Claim your fortune!

    Join Now! Your epic adventure awaits at BraveMC.net

    Don’t miss out – become a part of our growing community. Claim your spot in the skies and forge your legacy today

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20

    Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20
    We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!

    We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too.Our server is heavily modified using a custom Resource Pack so only Vanilla Minecraft is required to join!Some of our features include:

    🪑Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want!🪲Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins!🧑‍🌾Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes!🎣Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame!❄️Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns!🧌Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot!And so much more!

    Come join us today and make some new friends, have a fun time and enjoy some Minecraft!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • TooTallGaming

    TooTallGaming

    Welcome! So glad you decided to check us out! We’ve existed since the early days of Bukkit and have had a long and prosperous server. We’re a friendly community made up of our regular players and top-Notch staff, and we always like seeing new faces! You can play in peace while the staff patrols for rule breakers and griefers. Whether you play with friends or play alone, we can promise you that you’ll never have a bad experience with us. (Unless you’re a rule breaker!) So stop by to say “hi” or check out our website, facebook group, forums, or youtube channel!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RexRaids | RexPvP

    RexRaids | RexPvP

    Welcome to RexRaids | RexPvP, our goal here is to make a fun and enjoyable experience for all. This is a newly created server, with that being said not only are we looking for players to enjoy our server, we’re looking for a management team. (ex. Helpers)

    Hope to see you on the server shortly!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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